Being Parent is the most blessed thing for Human beings. Having Children and being Mom and dad is everyone’s dream. Parents see their reflections on their children. Those kids will make them proud in the future. It is also being said a lady completes when she becomes a mom. A mother can face any kind of situation to save her child. Her place is higher even from God. These 26 amazing Parenting Quotes That Will Have You Saying “So True”.
26 Hilarious Parenting Quotes
Having a child is really an amazing feeling for both mother and father. Here we are presenting 26 Hilarious Parenting Quotes That Will Have You Saying “So True”.
Ray Romano
Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.
Becoming a mom to me means that you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
I thought I’d never be that annoying person, but as soon as Winnie was born, I was showing iPhone snaps to a cab driver.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.
When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”
@SarcasticMommy4 »
You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.
Recipe for Iced Coffee
1. Have kids
2. Make coffee
3. Forget you made coffee
4. Drink it cold
@toni_hammer »
My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.
90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.
Mom Pro Tip: If you’re old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you’re old enough to make it yourself.
@SarcasticMommy4 »
I love when my kids tell me they’re bored. As if the lady standing in front of a full sink of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time.
I’d love to be a Pinterest mom. But it turns out I’m more of an Amazon Prime mom.
It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.
@jocieopc »
Me: *Has screaming children hanging off every limb*
Target cashier: Have you heard about our REDcard?
@daniahmed_ »
What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?
You can be a mess and still be a good mom. We are allowed to be both.
@katiebinghamsmith »
Being a mom means kids banging on the bathroom door like SWAT, asking for a drink, while you’re in the shower. And Dad is in the kitchen.
@SarcasticMommy4 »
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Hi, my daughter will be late to school because she can zip her jacket by herself.
@ksujulie »
The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.
@relaxingmommy »
Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.
@loud_momma »
